"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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