It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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