did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
