I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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