the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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