Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just forgot I was standing up.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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