Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you didnt know i had herpes?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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