I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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