I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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