I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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