No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Thank you for not boning my boss.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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