your thong is hanging out like whoa
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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