I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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