I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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