I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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