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• (850): View more from Florida

  come over anyways, right now, right this second

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  it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

  (561): View more from Florida

  wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  .....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We have your weave and dirt in our room.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  This should be illegal

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  It is

  (785): View more from Kansas

  I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this

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