Whod you bang
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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