if only i could text you this smell
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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