Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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