hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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