...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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