She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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