This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
