**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh god it's open bar.
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