So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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