Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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