Fuck appropriateness.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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