dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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