Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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