Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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