I love black thongs
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
operation harelip BJ is a go
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I know her cup size but not her name....
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