Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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