Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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