My friends, they love my intelligence
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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