Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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