How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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