she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
