they need to just BURY HIM!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This baby is an asshole
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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