I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
