whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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