You're so nebulous sometimes
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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