Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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