Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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