we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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