Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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