I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
be right there i have to get my cape
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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