If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I am available for nakedness
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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