Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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