he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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