can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
this hospital has no fireball
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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