So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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