Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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