she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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