Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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